ANGRY BUT PLEASED ,AND SO WHAT PART 2

Yesterday I wrote about some of the men on our church committee,today i will like to complete the list.

Mr Evergood- At first, He strikes you as really polite, honest and very dedicated.Dont get me wrong He is, honest in the monetary sense of it.An austute politician, not that he is seeking a political office in the local town assembly but he,s area speciality lies in the politics of "turn them into foes as I raise".
At first as the vicar I always divulge senstive info to him,but now I have learnt my lesson,once bitten twice shy.

Mr Fivestar- The head of the diocese Synod- His name, I believe he chose from heaven.Suits him perfectly, a rogue, greedy,a glutton in every sense of it and His taste for the good things of life as earned him the nickname of "Jesus would love this"
 His Maradonic attributes are so good,that he wingled his way into the heart of the primate.Monies that mysteriously disaapperd over the 15 years that he has led.
Projects never were excecuted but receipts has always been provided.
I almost fainted that i visited his new home in Balmoral,He had invited me about the charity work we were doing in Luvin.
He lived in this palatial home,sensing my dissaproval ,he quickly added that the house was built from the money he inherited from his uncle-in-law.the Duke of Neverland.
He hates me with a passion,and the only reason ,he had not wriiten a petition to the Archdoicese about me,what the fact that I had proved that the last 100 thousand pounds sent for work in our diocese ,was used to finance his excessive reckless lifestyle.
What can a poor vicar like me do?I have to live and eat with dishonest people,afterall we are all human,of course I just told lies to the wife of a local,telling her that the tight obscure dress she had on,would make her husband stay home,knowing fully well that age and beauty was no longer on the 72 yr old lady married to a man 20 years her junior.

Will not give you more information our Mr Fivestar, but would rather move to our next man.

Mr Headstart-Very good man,honest but a sissy.He is suppose to be the chairman of the committee,but I have sat and watch him, being shouted at.He,s been told over and over to shout up,and even been threatened to be thrown out of the meetings at various times.
My human take on him ,is he is weak and that he has the heart of a woman.Believe me a very humble and submissive woman.
He chairs the committee as a figure head and when ever he adopts a motion as a chairman,He would be walked out of the venue weeping.
So Mr headstart,has decided to keep quiet at meetings, never presides and oks every decision even if its has to do with wiping out the whole village.

Mr Agility- Street wise,illiterate in the sense of grammar,literate in the sense of money making.Mr Fivestar,s inlaw and comrade in arms.Dont really know much about him though.The popular opinion from the grapevine is that he doesnt bother anyone but he,s fully engrossed and fascinated by the art of making money,earning him the nickname "Jack of all trades,father of dollars".

More to come,its time for the evening men,s prayers.Taaa! See you soon.

THE RESTLESS VICAR: ANGRY BUT PLEASED! AND SO WHAT!

THE RESTLESS VICAR: ANGRY BUT PLEASED! AND SO WHAT!: "You all know who a vicar is, head of a vicarage.That,s what I am. You see in this business of God one has to be always polite, cheerful and..."

ANGRY BUT PLEASED! AND SO WHAT!

You all know who a vicar is, head of a vicarage.That,s what I am.
You see in  this business of God one has to be always polite, cheerful and happy when sad,Even when you have to smack someone across the head,You cant!For christ sake you are a vicar.
I have to start by telling my position in the diocese, I am the youngest or maybe not,with more feminine attributes.Most people would not dare to speak their minds to the almighty synod.I was getting sick of all the hypocrisy so I spoke up!
The group of old worn out men in our local parochial church committee,were not helping matters.
Oh I felt like screaming,but remember I cant, Vicars are suppose to hear from God,and behave like the Lord himself,so that was what I did,I threw the money changers out of the church,I blew my tops!
Let me describe the nature of the members of the parochial church committee.Believe me, this are my own views and observations,I might be wrong,I am human and I wear a pair of glasses.
Mr Sylavus- One can almost match his name with his attributes, sly,lazy and very porous,cant really stand when a local buys a new watch or shoes,quick to judge,complains at every opportunity,and I dont really thinks he has the mind of his own.I have heard people say he has the mind of his wife,s cookings.
Mr warship- Just join the church few years ago, I heard that he got shot during the burma war,and that affected his reasoning faculty.A slippery character ,never flies striaght and is excessively nervous.
Mr Burustin- I heard that our parish would be the 30th ,he had joined,the story goes that he never stays if he is not appointed treasurer or a committee member.A self rigtheous man that thinks gossip is less a sin compared to smoking.

Hold on guys, You dont expect me to You all their names at once!
Watch and pray! See you guys soon.