Tuesday 12 October 2010

ANGRY BUT PLEASED ,AND SO WHAT PART 2

Yesterday I wrote about some of the men on our church committee,today i will like to complete the list.

Mr Evergood- At first, He strikes you as really polite, honest and very dedicated.Dont get me wrong He is, honest in the monetary sense of it.An austute politician, not that he is seeking a political office in the local town assembly but he,s area speciality lies in the politics of "turn them into foes as I raise".
At first as the vicar I always divulge senstive info to him,but now I have learnt my lesson,once bitten twice shy.

Mr Fivestar- The head of the diocese Synod- His name, I believe he chose from heaven.Suits him perfectly, a rogue, greedy,a glutton in every sense of it and His taste for the good things of life as earned him the nickname of "Jesus would love this"
 His Maradonic attributes are so good,that he wingled his way into the heart of the primate.Monies that mysteriously disaapperd over the 15 years that he has led.
Projects never were excecuted but receipts has always been provided.
I almost fainted that i visited his new home in Balmoral,He had invited me about the charity work we were doing in Luvin.
He lived in this palatial home,sensing my dissaproval ,he quickly added that the house was built from the money he inherited from his uncle-in-law.the Duke of Neverland.
He hates me with a passion,and the only reason ,he had not wriiten a petition to the Archdoicese about me,what the fact that I had proved that the last 100 thousand pounds sent for work in our diocese ,was used to finance his excessive reckless lifestyle.
What can a poor vicar like me do?I have to live and eat with dishonest people,afterall we are all human,of course I just told lies to the wife of a local,telling her that the tight obscure dress she had on,would make her husband stay home,knowing fully well that age and beauty was no longer on the 72 yr old lady married to a man 20 years her junior.

Will not give you more information our Mr Fivestar, but would rather move to our next man.

Mr Headstart-Very good man,honest but a sissy.He is suppose to be the chairman of the committee,but I have sat and watch him, being shouted at.He,s been told over and over to shout up,and even been threatened to be thrown out of the meetings at various times.
My human take on him ,is he is weak and that he has the heart of a woman.Believe me a very humble and submissive woman.
He chairs the committee as a figure head and when ever he adopts a motion as a chairman,He would be walked out of the venue weeping.
So Mr headstart,has decided to keep quiet at meetings, never presides and oks every decision even if its has to do with wiping out the whole village.

Mr Agility- Street wise,illiterate in the sense of grammar,literate in the sense of money making.Mr Fivestar,s inlaw and comrade in arms.Dont really know much about him though.The popular opinion from the grapevine is that he doesnt bother anyone but he,s fully engrossed and fascinated by the art of making money,earning him the nickname "Jack of all trades,father of dollars".

More to come,its time for the evening men,s prayers.Taaa! See you soon.

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